One more step toward my immortality!

Posted on 2005-08-26 at 08:01

Scientists have discovered a gene that can extend a mouse's life expectancy by 30%. Currently, it has the side effects of reduced fertility and increasing risk of diabetes. The first makes sense (nature says "live longer but have fewer children") but the second is kinda serious. Still, it's a solid research gain and I look forward to seeing my 200th birthday (and eventually my 768th). You are all invited to the party in 2169. I want a pony.

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