The Five Best Things About Unemployment
Posted on 2005-10-12 at 08:02
- Baths are for suckers
- There's none of that "wake up on time" jazz to interfere with my increasingly important "wallow in my own misery in the bed" time.
- Mooching is more socially acceptable if I don't have a paycheck of my own. It's like I have a mooch-for-free card that I get to flash to all my friends.
- I've had an opportunity to engage some really spectacular daytime television that I'd otherwise have never known about. That Dr. Phil really touches the human soul.
- Taking things slowly now means that I can enjoy the finer things in life, like enjoying my walk to the kwick-e-mart to buy a plain hot dog for dinner. The kwick-e-mart is a varied and interesting place if you take the time to look.