Shlock
Posted on 2007-05-20 at 17:38
My global media empire is nigh complete!
I have set up a storefront, in which you may purchase various mental droppings as sewn/heat-printed onto bad fashionware. Up first: The Lonely Fornication Truckers Hat. More to come.
To answer your next question, no, I don't actually expect people to buy anything. I just find this sort of thing fun. Mostly, it's just funny to me that the phrase "Lonely Fornication" popped into my head and now the world can purchase it on a retro-cool trucker's cap. Due in no small part to my overwhelming desire to waste my own time and my gigantenormous ego, you can expect to be glossing over future schock hocking as new random phrases and tidbits spur me to make future lame graphics.