Jr High Drop Out

Eat, Drink, Be Merry, Live Long, and Prosper!

Old news: Calorie restriction has a serious positive life-extending effect.

New news: We've isolated the gene responsible for this anomaly.

In short (for those too lazy to read the article), it appears that with some further study we may be able to invoke this longevity gene effect without the need to eat like a bird. I'm pleased and you should be too...unless you are a worshipper of a death cult, in which case you scare me and I hope I do not anger you, my creepy friend.

Only down side: Bryan, too, will benefit from this technology. Well, the bright side is that it gives me more time to plot his painful and humiliating demise.

#health #science #bryan

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